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Let me guess, you were an April baby?

April 18, 2022

What do you mean, “I may have forgotten to put the spaceship in park?”

April 11, 2022

But sir, I don’t have feet!

March 28, 2022

No, Paul, we are not packing the grill. Yes, Paul, the resort will have grills

March 21, 2022

Oh, to be considered good luck… I know you guys feel me

March 7, 2022

We’ve received an anonymous complaint from one of our employees about this office’s thermostat…

February 21, 2022

Is that a wasp?

February 14, 2022

On that day, Raymond found out that all-purpose flour does not, in fact, serve all purposes

November 29, 2021

Folks, let me tell you a little something about a carrot a day…

November 18, 2021

Oh, you definitely reminded the kids to put on sunscreen? Did you really, Brian? Did you?

November 15, 2021

It wasn’t until the first neck cramp hit that Gerald began to question his opting to participate in the cavern tour

November 8, 2021

Sparky’s completion of obedience training

September 22, 2021

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